Blonde Jokes

I know it's a little wierd but these jokes were pretty good. Forwarded to me by my mother in law. I normally get upset at her for forwarding this stuff to us but I had to laugh this time. Enjoy


The Blonde and the Football game

Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her 1st football game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents. "

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' "I'm like ... Helloooooooo? It's only 25 cents !!!! "


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2 Blondes

Two blondes were working for the city public works department.

One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the
hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then
moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl
digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it---why do you dig a hole,
only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."