Acceptable State of the Union Speech

After listening to some of the early morning talk shows I believe this is an acceptable speech for GW to have made.

BEGINNING OF SPEECH

Good evening. The state of the Union has never been worse. I have done a horrible job. I lied about the war. We shouldn't be there in Iraq. I have killed 2000 innocent American soldiers and should be executed for such an atrocity. I am sorry my economic policies allowing trees to be cut down and for emissions on cars to be cut in half have caused hurricane Katrina. I am sorry that I even tried to give them any money because my administration is incompetent and cannot handle dispersing the money. I should have given it to the New Orleans Mardi Gras organizers, they would have done a better job. I am so sorry that I have cut taxes and caused so many welfare people to have to work. It must be stressful. I am sorry I didn't appoint the people that the democrats wanted to the Supreme court so they could re-write the constitution. I am sorry I didn't just quit when I found out that I won the popular vote but the Democrats say I stole the election and as a man of honor I should have stepped down at the very thought.

I am sorry I am alive but I have good news for you all. I am not going to run for president again!!! Republicans suck, GW is a shmuck. Kennedy, Boxer, and Biden should run the country. Bye!!!
END OF SPEECH


This would be the only acceptable speech for the Left wing wackos. Even a speech written by their own but spoken by the President would be unacceptable.